JoeShm

Yes! Oh God, Yes, I think that females need to have rights and equal job opportunity and etc etc.

but no! HECK NO, I don’t think females and males are equal. let me explain. Females and Males are… DIFFERENT.

 by DIFFERENT, i don’t mean one is greater than the other, by DIFFERENT I mean, DIFFERENT—not.the.same.

in high school, I had this extra-crazy feminist english teacher that refused to bare children until males also bore children..somehow. 

what the—- frack. 

all I can say to her is…. I hope you get drafted to the military and get sent to Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan etc.. along with all your equal male buddies. 

I mean, if you want to be sooo equal why not:

1. share bathroom? 

come on women! use the urinal for equality’s sake!

2. and Yes mothers, please make your lovely daughters take out the trash and mow the lawn in the hot summer day.

3. shared locker rooms!

not only should we share bathrooms! let’s have one uni-sex locker room where our kids can change cloths for gym together! 

Furthermore, at the sauna.. psssh who needs this sexist division of men and women locker rooms?! nuh-uh my english teacher, you’re right! let’s make them get naked in front of each other!

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This is absurd, there are obvious differences between males and females and they shouldn’t be looked down upon those differences should be celebrated.

so, you know what I don’t like? 

when your friends, usually acquaintances, tell you “you’re alive!” 

its not “hey long time no see!” or “it’s so hard to see you!” no-no, its….”you’re alive!” 

um… hello??? 

just because I’m not in your visual radar doesn’t mean I am out of this planet. That is such an offensive way to ‘greet’ someone. I know I sound like I’m over reacting but think about how unfriendly and egocentric that gesture is. 

the only time it’s appropriate—somewhat—is if let’s say I was in Boston during the bombing and you haven’t heard from me for like 3 days and then I suddenly say hi,.. you can say that. 

Next time you’re tempted to send your regards with an “you’re alive!” comment, please remember that your life isn’t the only life that is going on. 

(I saw this on fb and was amused mildly)

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don’t bother him with his movements

So whats so hard about that ?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It’s really not too difficult but…. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*arrangements she makes

This phenomenon mostly occurs at night in the city—the Concrete Jungle. To be clear, it’s actually “fake asphalt” 

In NYC, when it snows—no matter how much it snows—the snow doesn’t stay white for very long. Heck, if it stayed white for a day that’s a record breaker. Furthermore, not only does it quickly become gross brown color, it also melts incredibly fast into this unappetizing slush. 

When it becomes night, that “slush” which is actually mostly freezing water by now.. becomes camouflaged unbelievably well with the wet asphalt around it… one careless step, and….you’re going back home. 

Watch out people!

The corners of streets are where these slushes live and thrive… 

just do what I do, walk behind someone and and if that someone falls into it, then you’re safe. Never walk alone. 

No offense, but I really feel bad for ugly girls. Girls that are so ugly that not even make up, nice cloths, or a ‘nice body’ can cover up. I really feel awfully bad.

Why? because I know the other side—men!

Men are visual beings and therefore will automatically biologically—be “all over” the attractive ones. Don’t call us pigs; its very much like how girls are attracted to guys with wealth and power. It’s hard to explain why without sounding shallow.

Anyway,

guys will help the pretty girl with various tasks—lifting things, walking her home, etc— not because we’re nice, and no, not because we’re trying to get in her pants,.. its, just because.

it doesn’t mean guys won’t ever like the ‘not-as-attractive’ ones. I just feel bad for the ugly girls because at least ugly GUYS have a fair shot with the pretty girls but it is not quite so the other way around.